I'm giving myself a big gift today ... nothing! Well, actually I'm giving myself relaxation and mindlessness which is something my brain doesn't like too much. It usually becomes a tug of war between getting lost in simple thoughts that don't have direction or meaning and the driven part of my personality that loves to be a little too goal orientated. Did you think I chose 'goalless', as a goal, for fun ... hahahaha! No, it's not a goal, I promise!
So I decided to stop Googling the tragedies and answers to the world and getting lost in my 'project me' blog stats, and ended up on my usual fun site that has the strangest questions you can ask. Here's almost a Jewish handful ... and seriously, ask away if you think you have a stranger or bolder one 😉
Actually ... I dare you to answer them too!
If you could have a slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
Around 35, well built male with a hint of Mediterranean ? are you getting the picture??? Giggles!
What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Pink with white little flowers! Yes, they make grown up toothbrushes like that 😉
Are you left or right eyed?
I don?t quite know what that means, but both eyes are pretty gammy. If I?m gonna rely on one it would be the right! Unless this is a brain test and I just came across as the dumbest person on the planet.
Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
Well, imagination is the reality of the soul, so I think they would all be pretty offended if I said they were imaginary ? right guys? Tee hee
How much do you use ketchup?
Ooh, I love it and we call it tomato sauce. So, yep, every day I find a reason to use it
If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
Hahaha ? I?d totally see what the whole penis fascination is ? the whole day 😉
Are you a "dogperson" or a "catperson"?
I?m Libran, I love every little creature but kitty has swung my heart a little to her side
If you were a worm, how long would you be?
Eeeewww, I don?t wanna be a worm! I really, really don?t wanna be a worm, but if I was I?d be a cute little 1cm one! I?m not a size queen clearly.
Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
Never. I think ET made me an eternal believer
What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
There won?t be one of those!
Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
Why, is that a bad thing? Um ? yes it is
Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?
I?m weird, but not the much
How old is the oldest cell in your body?
That?s a trick question. Or a question for someone who actually listened in school.
Do you like carrots?
Washed, peeled and no fuss ones
What's your favourite word?
Passion!!!! But apparently if it?s an intensifier I adore it ? very, very much
If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
A grand oak tree
When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
Holy shit, four weeks away to my sister?s wedding. Then I stood sideways and stared at my butt in the mirror
How much cash do you have on you?
Nothing! Nil! Zip!
Who is the fourth person on your missed calls?
Hang on, dashing to get my phone and hoping there are no missed calls. Tee hee! Right, it?s a private number so chances are I chose not to answer it! Oh please, we all do that at some point!
What did the last text message on your phone say?
?Love you more than Woolworths chicken pie? from my precious friend, Twinkletoes. Ah ? how sweet!
Who told you they loved you last?
Last furry thing you touched?
My precious kitty, Saphirah
How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
Day? Good heavens, try three lifetimes. This girl?s never touched a ? oh hang on, if alcohol counts I had a glass of white wine and nearly fell asleep at the table!
Favourite age you've been so far?
Once I hit my 30?s they all became fabulous
Your worst enemy?
There is one as much as I held out the olive branch ? sigh!
What is your current desktop picture?
A beautiful pic of my family at my birthday last year, thanks to my photographical friend, Irvin
What was the last thing you said to someone?
?Watch something else? to my mom who has friends in Arizona that were personally struck by shooting of the congresswoman yesterday and she?s been watching CNN for far too long now!?
If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
The money ? don?t kid yourself, I?m not an airy fairy girl who doesn?t want the finer things! Then I?ll just fly first class and have the best of both worlds.
You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?
Oooh, let?s see if I lose fans here ? Lady Gaga!
Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Can I only pick one? Just this week I think I?ve dreamed of punching my brother, The Jock, Greggie, a few cyber friends, someone in traffic ? and myself!
What is your favorite cheese?
Cheese, cheese, cheese ? I love cheese!
What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie?
What?s the longest you?ve gone without taking a bath?
An actual bath or shower, about 2 weeks last year after I hurt my back. Eeew, I know, but I think the oil did wonders for my hair.
Have you ever been arrested?
Not this nerdy angel
Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
I can talk all day and not run out of words
What would be a question you?d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Now that?s a sneaky question if ever I?ve heard one ? but you are free to ask away remembering that I do tell the truth! Um ? no ? not playing truth or dare very soon!
You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
I?m hitting those Jewish roots and going straight for a hot pastrami on rye with all the mustard, pickles and sauerkraut (wow, I spelt it right)
You have the opportunity to sleep with a celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
I guess a threesome or little sex party is out of the question ? sigh! Oh well, I?d have to pick Ryan Reynolds then. No, Matt Damon ? no Ryan! No Matt ? oh the dilemma
Is there anyone you know who would be the perfect husband/wife for you?
If I could turn a gay boy straight I?d be pretty styling otherwise, as much as I love the boys in my life ? um, NO!!!
You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Once again, it?s not fair to do this to a Libran but my heart is pulling to Canada. I know it?s so cold it?s a bitch, but there is family I adore and some incredible people that I want to hug for real!
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Oooh, I?ll never forget ? Bruce Springsteen!
What do you like least about your best friend?
Bwahahahaha ? who thinks of these questions? Only one thing ? the look he gives me when he knows I?m bullshitting myself, which goes back to the ?who do you wanna punch in the face?? question 😉