How old would you be if you didn?t know how old you are? I'd never bother finding out ... as long as it's over the legal age to have sex!
Which is worse, failing or never trying? ... That's a trick questions - I can't fail!
When it?s all said and done, will you have said more than you?ve done? ... I got double the quoter of words than anyone else, I will always have said more than I've done
What is the one thing you?d most like to change about the world? ... Men!
If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? ... I'd still be talking!
Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing? ... I believe in marrying rich and sipping cocktails all day, but that didn't pan out so well, so I decided to rather do what I really really believe in!
If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently? ... eat more ice cream and have more sex!
To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken? ... All of it! dammit, no one to blame!
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be? ... don't listen to your parents. They listened to theirs and look where it got them!
Would you break the law to save a loved one? ... Me? The nerd? Oh please!
Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity? ... If you haven't then you need to have your eyes checked! Or your soul!
What?s something you know you do differently than most people? ... Live!
How come the things that make you happy don?t make everyone happy? ... Because I'm loopy and what makes me happy is figuring out life and having things happen that make me thing, live and grow. Who thinks that's happiness??? Hmmm ...
What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What's holding you back? ... be interviewed by Ellen. She hasn't called me yet.
Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? ... about 15kg!
Do you push the elevator button more than once?? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster? ... I don't push at all. I'm scared of elevators so when I'm forced to go in I tuck my head into the armpit of the person I'm with and tell them to hurry up and push the damn button.
Why are you, you? ... Because no one would swap with me.
Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? ... of course I have! Someone to talk to and cook for all the time!
Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? ... oh please, that's even too mushy for me! I'd make new ones coz then they would become old ... or is this like groundhog day?
Is is possible to know the truth without challenging it first? ... who's truth???
Has your greatest fear ever come true? ... yes, on the day I was born!
Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset?? Does it really matter now? ... Oh boy did you pick a good year! Of course I freaking remember! It's the year my family fell apart and then got put back together when our family home burned down! Bet you thought the answer would be NO???
At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive? ... um ... tee hee ... can't say 😉
Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever? ... once again, me say nothing?????
Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? ... oh please, no one knows what the hell love is. Oops, can I say hell for this answer?
Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil? Yes ... nothing is good or evil! It just is! That's me being totally Zen! But, it is also what I believe!
If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job? ... never! I need way more than a million dollars to keep me sane if I can't write.
Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing? ... What, people do things they don't actually enjoy doing?
Do you feel like you?ve lived this day a hundred times before? ... why ask today? Yes, I've had loads of 'he's a jerk' days!
When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in? ... Today actually. And yesterday and the day before! Why, isn't that what you are supposed to do?
If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today? ... No one! Maybe it's?contagious!
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous? ... Let's negotiate! 5 years 😉
What is the difference between being alive and truly living? ... the amount you laugh at being alive while you are living
When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right? ... Good golly gosh, how the heck do you know if it's right if you don't risk. Who thought of these questions?
If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake? ... because I'm not wearing the dunce hat when I get back to the Gods.
What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? ... Judge them!
When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing? ... Trick question and only me and my breathing know why that's so spooky now! Oh, and Greggie coz I was telling him how spooky it is ... if it indeed is my breathing!
In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday?? What about the day before that?? Or the day before that? ... It's soccer world cup in AFRICA! Of course I will and most of all I will remember how I froze my ass off!
Decisions are being made right now.? The question is:? Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you? ... please, please someone make them for me!!!!