I have 126 unread emails, 85 social media updates and 5 missed calls, all staring at me on my shiny new phone and I have no intention of getting to any of it until I have gotten to me. That's a ridiculous statement, considering it's something to 10 pm and me time should be more […]

I have about 25 unattended emails, have just negotiated sleep time rules with my twin nephews & can still hear pottering around the room, boiled the kettle twice and haven't hugged my cats yet ... but everything has been getting in the way of my blogging. Actually everything has been getting in the way of […]

Oh crap ... I've regressed! Okay, that goes slightly against my belief that we can never go back. Well, we can never go completely back, because each day we learn something and should be that little bit wiser and more progressed. That's great in theory, but seriously, I had to admit that I've fallen back […]

These past few days have been pretty memorable for 'project me'. It's not often that I get myself into a space that I battle to get out after a good dose of self reflection, a good chat with a friend or some ice cream. Granted, I didn't try the ice cream bit considering it's sis's […]

It's as it states. Step aside, don't disturb, make way, don't talk to me, don't breathe near me, I'll make my own tea thank you very much ... I'm working! It's bad when I contemplate turning down spending time with my very dear friends even when they say all laptops will be present and everyone […]

I definitely need to find me one of them 'how to chill-out for dummy's' books. Once again, no amount of practicing or faking it (the chilling out that is) ever gets me totally prepared for a sudden burst of workaholic mania. Unfortunately (or is it fortunately?) my back has been really tired the last few […]

I have confessed it once before and I'll state it again: hot dog Sunday was stolen from The Jock when he told me about his hot dog Friday that he shares with a few mates. Isn't that just a brilliant idea? One good enough to steal I would say. Hot dog Friday kidnapped and dressed […]

Greggie says he has such a good laugh because I say I'm going to do a quick blog and it's this long story even if I'm blogging from my Blackberry or if my back is killing me. It's not my fault, I'm going nuts not being able to write. I've been getting a few spurts […]

I have 15 minutes to blog before my weekly dose of TV shows and my butt goes numb. The only reason why that's a crisis is because I've been a social hermit for the past few weeks and now I'm finding myself having to catch up on a lot of 'Hello's'. I'm sitting and not […]

Garfield is my favourite character and of all the moments I remember about his lazy ass character,? I remember the day he tried to get away from Monday so he posted himself off to another country. What do you know, thanks to the time difference and his pathetic attempt at running away from his Monday […]